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Wednesday, June 11 2025

HELLO OTTAWA

☀️High 26° Low 11° and sunny ☀️ 5:14 am 🌛 8:51 pm

 

In Today’s Edition

→ Bits of MacLaren, Frank, and Florence Streets will be turned into public spaces this summer

→ Resto reviews and free seedlings in your bumper Dining + Drinking Update

→The Deal of the Day is a Big Green Egg BBQ 

 

It’s our fault for asking, but here are a few more jokes readers used when asked by their employer (or prospective employer), ‘Tell me a joke’.

Ulya J: Q: ‘What did the number zero say to the number eight?’ A: ‘Nice belt’

Pete S: Q: ‘What's brown and sticky?’ A: ‘A stick!’

 

If you can improve on this, send it to jokes@theottawan.com

– Martha and Darren

WEDNESDAY DINING + DRINKING UPDATE

STATISTICS OTTAWA

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    OTTAWANS OF THE DAY

    • Amrisha Singh, Carolyn Lorimer, Chitra Omanakuttan Sreerangathu, and Jose Angulo

    • The aquaponic greenhouse team at Algonquin College, led by their professor Lorimer,  have designed a greenhouse that is ‘wheelchair accessible, cost-effective, energy efficient, beyond self-sustaining and more than eco-friendly. It will absorb far more carbon than is produced in constructing and maintaining the facility’.

    • Should the prototypes work, it will allow for food to grow year round.

    • Vasuman Ravichandran in the Algonquin Times

    QUOTE

    • We would never accept an apartment without heat in winter. So why do we tolerate deadly indoor heat in the summer?

    • – Psychiatrist Dr Lorin Young and Canadian Association of Physicians for the Environment climate program director Robb Barnes arguing in the Ottawa Citizen for a new city bylaw that guarantee a maximum indoor temperature by landlords.
    • A new city bylaw would help prevent heat-related deaths

    SPORTS

    • ⚽ NSL Ottawa Rapid 1 – Halifax Tides 2 yesterday
    • 🏀 CEBL Ottawa BlackJacks 74 – Edmonton Stingers 93 yesterday
    • ⚾ FRONTIER Ottawa Titans 2 – Québec Capitales 4 yesterday

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    WHAT’S GOING ON AT CITY HALL

    Transit Committee
    Thursday, June 12 at 9:30 am

    • Presentation – OC Transpo update – Rail, bus, and Para Transpo
    • Response to Westboro collision coroner's inquest
    • OC Transpo’s Non-fare Revenue Strategy
    • Stage 2 Light Rail Transit project
    • Status update – Transit Committee inquiries and motions for the period ending May 30, 2025
    • Motion - Councillor D. Hill - Confederation LRT line’s temporary speed restrictions

    Agenda

    WHAT OTTAWA IS TALKING ABOUT

    🎉 Short sections of MacLaren, Frank, and Florence Streets will be converted into shared public spaces from mid-June to mid-October. The sections, which intersect with Bank Street, are part of the Centretown Street Safety and Revitalization Action Plan’s Street Seats programme. Promised are ‘more space to walk, sit, and socialize, programming in collaboration with the Centretown Business Improvement Area, and a refreshed streetscape that prioritizes community uses’.

    While local traffic will still be allowed, otherwise cars are banned. – City of Ottawa
     

    🚧 The Auditor General of Canada says that efforts to dispose of Federal office buildings is falling short due to lack of money. In 2019, the Federal government had planned to reduce its office space by 50 per cent. However, in the past six years, office space has been reduced only 1.7 percent, from 64.6 million square feet to 63.5 million square feet. – Emma Weller at CBC


    🐻  Ontario Provincial Police put down a young bear after a hit-and-run Tuesday. The bear was wounded after being hit on Highway 7 near Hazeldean Road exit in Stittsville. The driver did not stay on the scene. The Police said advice from the Bylaw, Nature Conservancy of Canada and the Ministry of Natural Resources gave them no other choice and that drivers should report an injured animal.  – Natasha O’Neill at CityNews

    📻 According to Stuntman Stu, all staff from radio stations Boom 99.7 and Jump 106.9 have been let go. The two stations are owned by radio conglomerate Corus. – Facebook 

    DAILY POLL

    The Poll:

    Last time, we asked ‘Will you be visiting a Canadian city this Summer or Fall?’

    92% Yes

    8% No

     

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    WEDNESDAY

    • Serve your community and help pay the bills by becoming a school bus driver. Check out the Attridge Transportation job fair today at 25 Gifford St, Nepean 

    • 🆓 Django Libre brings the vibe to Queen St Fare, with special guest Sam Schroeder on sax and clarinet. 

    • 🆓 OrKidstra Vanier Hub's final concert of the year will be extra special, as it's also the organization's graduation ceremony. Donations appreciated. 

    • 🆓 Summer Sounds will be coming from Andrew Haydon Park every second Wednesday this summer. 

    • Chris Mellor hosts the Open Jam at the Waterfront Gastrobpub in Carleton Place 

    • ByTowne CinemaJane Austen Wrecked My Life, Sherlock Jr. with R.E.M's Monster and New Adventures in Hi Fi - A Silents Synced Film, Skeet

    • Mayfair TheatreAbout Maya, Friendship, One to One: John & Yoko, Vampire Hunter D 

      Gigs

    • Jazz Jam. Irene's Pub

    • Taproom Trivia. Stray Dog Brewing Co

    • Karaoke Night. The Mill Tavern Manotick

    • Lulu Lamontagne, Phasez, Crow's Feet. House of TARG

    THURSDAY

    • 🆓 At noon, Salem Mars and Ruona perform at Songs from the Shed on Sparks St.

    • 🆓 Also at noon, the jazz will be flowing in the Sanctuary at MacKay United Church. Donations welcomed. 

    • Hearing 150 choristers sing Carmina Burana live is a rare treat. Find out for yourself at the performance by Société Philharmonique de Nouveau Monde-Ottawa.

    • Fill your boots with fresh, new, theatre at the Ottawa Fringe Festival. June 12 - 22. 

    • Canadian Museum of History screens the 2020 Canadian coming-of-age film Beans in English. $10 entry. 

    • Cirque du Paris presents a 90 minute, one-ring extravaganza with BMX trick riders, grand illusionists, high flying aerialists, nimble acrobats, comedic clowns and more to the big top outside Tanger Outlets. Today through Monday June 16 and June 18 - 22. 

    • 🆓 The Jazz Festival's Homegrown Series is free of charge. 

    • Franco Ontarien Festival is 50! Save on the ticket price when you purchase in advance. The festival runs til Sunday in Major's Hill Park. 

    • The 1970s Trivia Night at the Bridge Public House is going to be totally bitchin'.

    • World's Strongest Ma'am Queer Stand Up debuts at LIVE on Elgin. Organizers say it will be "fun, funny, and also super gay." 

    • Shh. Silent Book Club is meeting at Anina's Café. 

    • The stakes are even higher than usual at the Art Battle, tonight at Overflow Brewing. 12 artists will compete in three 20 minute rounds, but the night's winner will be crowned 2024 Ottawa City Champion, and will head to the Canadian National Championships in Toronto. 

    • ByTowne Cinema: Jane Austen Wrecked My Life, Dogma: Resurrected! A 25th Anniversary Celebration 

    • Mayfair Theatre: About Maya, One To One: John and Yoko, Friendship, Vampire Hunter D

      Gigs

       
    • Irene's Thursday Blues Sessions with Guest Host Sally Robinson. Irene's Pub

    • Four Eyed Muscle Man, Cardamom Years, North by North, The Space Between. Rainbow Bistro

    • Medusa. Red Bird

    • Family Man, My Son the Doctor, Goat!, Hypersex Banshee. Dominion Tavern

    • Hard Charger, Zeal, Chilopoda. House of TARG

    • Comedy Night. Pour Boy

    • Tumble, Mooch, Altar of the Fuzz. Avant-Garde Bar

    • Art of the Duo with Tim Beer and Garry Ellitt. GigSpace


    FRIDAY

    JUST ANNOUNCED / NOW BOOKING

    • See what the local producing companies will be bringing to the stage in the latter half of the year at the Shenkman Arts Centre Open House on September 7. 

    • No mosquitoes or broken tent zippers here: Whisky Camp is two days of tastings, masterclasses, fireside pours, and "cozy, rustic luxury." Friday September 26 to Sunday September 28 at DEV Hotel & Conference Centre in Cornwall.

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    The Sens gave a sneak peek of the team’s new ‘third jersey’ kit to season ticket holders yesterday. Blurry photo included!

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