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HELLO OTTAWA

The City wants your soggiest opinions.

As it considers how to restructure the prices it charges for water supply and sewage, the City is asking the public for its opinions on the service.

It will be considering, in mangled English: 

  • Affordability
  • Fairness and equity
  • Transparency
  • Financial sustainability
  • Supports economic development
  • Promotes conservation

Part of the City’s reasoning is that, as conservation improves, the less money it will receive to run the system.

You can answer the five minute survey here.


Family Day

Monday is Family Day so the ottawan will be taking the time off to spend with the cats. We’ll see you Tuesday.

– Martha and Darren

    TODAY’S LINE UP

    •  Easter Chocolate
    •  Ottawa Stats
    •  City Hall Agenda
    •  What Ottawa is Talking About
    •  Events
    •  Deals of the Day

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    OTTAWA STATS

      Number 

      • 21
      • – The number of new officers of the Ottawa Police Service, who have just finished their training programme, which began July 2023. The 14 men and seven women collectively speak Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, Somali, Arabic, Haitian Creole, Tajik, Lingala, Swahili, Yoruba, Farsi, Luri, Dari as well as English and French. (Toula Mazloum at CTV) (Donate)

      Ottawans of the Day

      • Mia, Marius, Arlo, Alice, Frederick, Eva, Makai’o, Dina, Jayron, and Annie
      • – The ten young people, all between the ages of 10 and 14, have been chosen as ambassadors for the National Arts Centre’s Big Bang Festival where they will be interviewing the artists, testing out the stations, and helping families get to the right place.
      • The Big Bang Festival is a kid centred event, and features hands-on music, art, and apparently tattoos. It’s at the NAC tomorrow and Sunday. (Big Bang Festival)

      Quote

      • It’s really weird that it smells like that. It smells so bad, it makes Ottawa U smell good.

      • – Algonquin College broadcasting student Eli Sliwa on the weird stench that permeated the campus yesterday. The college thinks that it is beet brine, which can be used to de-ice the sidewalks and roads as an alternative to the much harsher rock salt. 
      • Aware of the noxious smell, the College had previously requested its new contractor to not use beet brine but suspects some cross contamination occured. (Nathalia Lencioni in the Algonquin Times)

      Sports

      • 🏒 NHL Ottawa Senators 1 – Anaheim Ducks 5 last night

      CITY HALL AGENDA

      What’s going on at City Hall

      Committee of Adjustment - Panel 3
      Tuesday, February 20, 2024 at 9:00 am

      • 17 Neely - To convey portions of their property to the abutting landowners to the east, known as 2 Neely Street and 8 Neely Street.
      • 311 Fireside - To permit increased cumulative floor area and height for a proposed detached garage.
      • 122 Brae - To permit a reduced front yard setback for the construction of an enclosed vestibule at the front of the existing dwelling.
      • 1500 Thomas Argue - To subdivide the property into two separate parcels for future commercial development.
      • 5000 Ferry - To subdivide the property into two separate parcels to create one lot. The retained land is to remain farmland.
      • 5050 Ferry - To subdivide the property into two separate parcels to create one lot. The retained land is to remain farmland.

      📋 Agenda

       

      Committee of Adjustment - Panel 2
      Tuesday, February 20, 2024 at 1:00 pm

       

      • 839 Shefford - To subdivide the property into two parcels of land to create one new lot for future development.
      • 4200 Innes - To permit reduced parking for the construction of a mixed-use development.
      • 65 Arco - To permit an increased building height, building footprint, and lot coverage for the construction of a new coach house.
      • 167 Yoho - To permit a reduced rear yard setback for the construction of a sunroom at the rear of the existing dwelling.
      • 1303, 1303A, 1305, 1307, 1309, 1311, 1313 and 1313A Coldrey - To subdivide the property into eight lots for eight existing townhouse dwelling units, with reduced lot areas and lot widths.
      • 1267 Summerville - To construct a three-storey, ten-unit low-rise apartment building with an increased building height.

       

      📋 Agenda

      WHAT OTTAWA IS TALKING ABOUT

      🛻 Convoy News

      •  Convoy supporters plan to mark the second anniversary of the siege with a trip to Parliament Hill tomorrow. The Ottawa Police service said that they are prepared this time, and have consulted with provincial and federal partners. Coörganizer Chris Dacey says that he is unaware of any plans to bring vehicles. (David Fraser)

      ⛸️ Rideau Canal Skateway

      •  The National Capital Commission is teasing a reopening of the Rideau Canal Skateway. The Skateway was closed Jan 25 after being open for only four days due to unsafe ice conditions. The Commission was flooding the ice today, and sent out a statement to media: ‘Watch this space’. Fingers crossed, people. (Ottawa Citizen

      🚨 Ottawa Paramedics

      •  A plan to use taxis instead of Ottawa Paramedics in some instances is on hold because of the poor state of the 911 system. The plan is to have paramedics discuss the patient’s issues on the 911 call, and if the patient is stable, a taxi would be sent instead. The current 911 system, which is set to be replaced in April, does not allow for the transfer to a paramedic operator. Any changes must be approved by the Ministry of Health. (Elyse Skura at CBC)

      🌑 Ottawa Carleton District School Board

      •  The Ottawa Carleton District School Board will close its schools on the day of the eclipse, April 8. Teachers and staff will still come to work. All local school boards have now decided to keep students at home in an effort to keep them from harming their eyes if they look at the eclipse. the ottawan still thinks this is backwards – if the Boards are concerned, should they not want to have the students under their care rather than running loose, observing solar objects freely? (Joanne Laucius in the Ottawa Citizen

      ⚖️ Federal Public Service

      •  Amnesty International has intervened in the class action suit against the Federal government filed by Black public service workers over discrimination. The court ruled that Amnesty International had expertise in international human rights law and racial justice and could make an oral presentation, and a 20 page written document, to the court. The class action was filed by thousands of Black public service workers in 2020 alleging decades of discrimination. (Catherine Morrison in the Ottawa Citizen)

      🛫 Ottawa International Airport

      •  Porter Airlines will be opening a major base for Ottawa pilots and cabin crew in June. Creating a new base means that 150 airline crew members will live in the Ottawa area, rather than being flown in, to serve its 14 non-stop flights from here. Porter will also base a smaller number of crew in Vancouver and Montréal. (Open Jaw)

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      EVENTS


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      More Family Day Weekend ideas
      (See our full list of Family Day events)

      Today

      Tomorrow

      •  Do some big time shopping at the Ottawa Multicultural Bazaar, where more than 80 vendors will be selling crafts and clothing from around the world. Today and tomorrow at the Nepean Sportsplex. Free entry and parking.
         
      •  Come alone or bring a friend to the Carp Fair 4-Handed Euchre Tournament, where there are $800 worth of prizes waiting to be won. $20 per person.
         
      •  There’s a British Invasion at Overflow Brewing this evening, as The Start plays 80s and 90s Britpop all night long. This band is 50% UK native, one quarter Montréaler, and one quarter homegrown Ottawan. It’ll be a class act, innit.
         
      •  Laugh along with comedians Derek Kalala, Rose-Ingrid Benjamin and Abha Pamnani at the Black-Ish Comedy Show. Cultures Comedy Club at NUVO Lounge 295 (295 Dalhousie St.) Tickets from $25.57. VIP packages available.
         
      •  Love on the Rocks finishes its run at LIVE on Elgin.
         
      •  Undercurrents Festival shows: Blood Offering, Malunderstood, I don’t Even Miss You, Chasse au Trésor, Keep Mars Red
         
      •  ByTowne Cinema: 2024 Oscar Nominated Short Films: Live Action, Amélie - 4k Restoration, The Promised Land, Streets of Fire
         
      •  Mayfair TheatreRu, A Page of Madness


        Gigs

      •  Emo Night Ottawa - Live Band Edition. The 27 Club

      •  PSTRNC (“Positronic”) Goth Industrial Dance Party. The Underground (56 Byward Market)

      •  Joel Placket, Sara Swire, Summersets. Rainbow Bistro (limited free tickets at the door)

      •  Lilith, Bronson Novella, Still Life, Street, Queçéssa. Dominion Tavern

      •  Rachel Beausoleil. Montgomery Scotch Lounge

      •  Sourpuss, February Hate club, Curl. House of TARG

      •  Jesse Greene Band. Atomic Rooster

      •  Jeff and the Falcons, Josh Q. Irene’s Pub Restaurant

      Sunday

      •  Bytowne CinemaThe Philadelphia Story, 2024 Oscar Nominated Short Films: Animated, The Promised LandAmélie - 4K Restoration
         
      •  Mayfair TheatreThe Boy and the Heron, My Carpathian Grandpa, How to Have Sex
         
      •  For Sunday night fun, head to House of TARG where it’s Free-Play Sunday: After Dark!

        Gigs

         
      •  Hotel Mira, Fake Shark, The New Hires. Club SAW
         
      •  Nameless Friends Blasphemy Release Tour. LIVE on Elgin
         
      •  Militarie Gun, Pool Kids, Spiritual Cramp, Space. Brass Monkey
         
      •  Mardi Gras Party Matinée with Dr. Jazz. Irene’s Pub Restaurant
         
      •  The Sunday Night Revue. Irene’s Pub Restaurant
         
      •  Acoustic Coffee House. Red Bird
         
      •  Ann Friend, Curtis Chaffey. Red Bird
         

       

      Monday

      • Today’s the deadline to submit nominations for the Ottawa Music Industry Coalition Capital Music Awards. The Awards are coming up May 16 at the Bronson Centre Theatre.

      • Create something while you enjoy your beer. Beyond the Pale brewing presents a Paint Class for adults.

      • Ausome Ottawa creates sports opportunities for kids with autism, and the organisation is taking over the Mayfair Theatre on Monday for a fundraising screening of the heartwarming comedy Kicking & Screaming. While open to the public, the event will be sensory-friendly, with a partially lit theatre, lower volume of the film, and no previews.

      • ByTowne CinemaThe Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (EXTENDED), The Promised Land, 2024 Oscar Nominated Short Films: Animated, The Zone of Interest

      • Mayfair TheatreKicking & Screaming, The Boy and the Heron, The Thomas Crown Affair (1968)

        Gigs

      • Family Day Free-Play. House of TARG

      • Patterns of Behaviour - Vernissage for Matt Gagnon and Fern Burntwood, with Live Music. Irene’s Pub Restaurant

      • Open Mic night. Art House Café

      • Karaoke Mondaze. Atomic Rooster

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      Over 1,400 sub-Saharan Africa radio stations broadcast programming on better health and agriculture because of Farm Radio International, based in Hintonburg. Created by veteran CBC journalist George Atkins 40 years ago, the charity helps local journalists to broadcast in 30 different languages.

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