22 July 2021
Weather: ☔️ 30 per cent chance of showers. High of 23°, low of 13°
Number: $350. The monthly fee – plus a $6,500 admission – charged to timeshare a boat on the Ottawa river. [Capital Current]
Quote: ‘I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like’ – What Ryan Dodd, 30, who was convicted of break and enter and bestiality last week, told police in 2019. The actual words from the Ottawa Citizen were, ‘When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his tallywhacker up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.’
Except that it did not say tallywhacker, it said the p-word, which, although we're not prudes, would probably put this newsletter immediately into your spam folder. [Ottawa Citizen]
Sports: CPL Pacific FC 4 – Atlético Ottawa 2, last night. Ottawa meets Halifax August 2. CEBL Hamilton Honey Badgers 87 – Ottawa BlackJacks 75, last night. Ottawa visits Niagara Saturday.